2011年12月9日星期五

A wizard jokeIf a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be

A wizard jokeIf a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?Out for the count!A wizard jokeWhat kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?The smallest ones!A wizard jokeWhy do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?To prevent bat breath!A wizard jokeWhat happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?The police made him bring it back again!A witch jokeWhy do witches only ride their brooms after dark?That's the time to go to sweep!A wizard jokeWhat happened when the wizard met the witch?It was love at first fright!A witch jokeWhen is it unlucky to see a black cat?When your a mouse!A wizard jokeHow do you keep a wizard in suspense?I'll tell you tomorrow...!

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